Sunday, August 19, 2012

Fatty, Fatty, two by four

Can't get through the dressing room door!

Please tell me someone besides me knows that movie

But honestly this is how I feel right now.  I feel fat, ugly and disgusting!  I'm at that point in the pregnancy that sucks,
 I don't feel well, when I do feel well I eat everything, which included lots of chocolate ice cream and perhaps a bag of Funyuns.  And I have pimples all over my face!!! I'm tired, I cry at commercials all the time, damn you Proctor and Gamble commercials! 

So I'm just feeling bad about myself in general.  My regular jeans don't fit but my old maternity jeans aren't fitting.  And those pants extender things never work for me, I think it has something to do with the extra tummy I carry around without being pregnant I just don't know why.

I have to go back to work tomorrow and I have no idea what to wear.  It's too early to really bust out the maternity wear because I haven't told anyone at work besides close friends, I think yoga pants would be a sign I'm giving up.  That and I have to figure out how to spackle makeup on the giagantic huge pimples on my chin, side nose, and forehead.  I mean literally they could knock something over.

So I feel fat and ugly and have to stand in front of my coworkers this week and then a bunch of teenagers (who miss nothing) next week. AHHHHHH!

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